The appeal of Paul Janka is ostensible at a glance and from afar. He's tall, handsome and projects confidence. Beyond this shallow attraction I was left feeling lack luster. Yes, we all know that he is a sleaze. Yes, we all think he is scummy. And from experience, I can confirm he is a bit of a molester (perhaps, I might have enabled his wandering hands). But, I was really hoping that I could find and explain and explore his phenomenon, the reasoning behind his courtal success.
Within one minuet of meeting, Janka asked for my phone number. Within two minuets of meeting, Janka attempted to finger feel my nether region. Within three minuets he was verbally pondering the future of his and my relationship. Having to get back to the event in which we met (The Sugar Mama Speed Date put on by Pocket Change) I was left wanting more... certainly not more of him, but more answers.
The following morning Janka SMSed me, an hour later he was buzzing from the front door. The "relentless pawing" commenced the moment he crossed the threshold into my place. Yeah, he's nice enough and seemingly straight forward about his intentions. Needless to say, nothing came of his middle school tactics of games like, "do you trust me?".
However, I did reach some conclusions:
1. I still feel dirty and its been 7 hours since I even sat next to the man
2. He really has no game (like what so ever)
3. The only women that would ever hook up with him well lets just say are a bit floozy
4. He's an addict of all sorts
5. He is transparent and would sleep with a log.
